I’m going to wish on the first star I see tonight to let this come true.
Maybe this is why I am so uncharacteristically glad to see him arrested. It’s like he goes out in public and brags about how he’s evil because no one can do anything about it.
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I know wishes can come true. I know the Florida politician who wore blackface was just wishing, “Please take my story off the front page!”
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He’s paid to be optimistic. They only needed to charge with enough to get an arrest warrant. What he’ll finally be charged with is still open. (Not that they could charge him with “collusion”.)
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Dun dun duuuuunnnn
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what really sucks is there is unlikely to be any state-based charges against him so he’ll get pardoned, won’t serve a day in prison
but this means Mueller is working his way up the food-chain and Trump Jr. is next, OMG that is going to be an amazing day
hurry the f-up Mueller
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Collusion is not a crime so why would anyone be investgating that? Maybe you meant to say conspiracy?
Oh, man, and Bannon may be implicated.
Bannon going to jail would be so sweet.
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Also relevant: “Reality is a sandwich I did not order.”
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Hasn’t he been flouncing all over Europe lately? Maybe if he were indicted, he just wouldn’t come back.
Which would be…awesome!
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Maybe all along it was Melania … Hmmmmmm 
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The caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet, and I accidentally read that as Barron.
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John Barron may yet end up in jail.
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I’ve heard people saying this more and more.
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I was trying to run with a “separating children from their parents and putting them in cages” feel, though.
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Any minute now, Roger Stone, who was arrested this morning, is expected to appear before a federal judge in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Trump’s counsel: “Indictment today does not allege Russian collusion”
Tweedledummer to Stone’s Tweedledee.
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queued to 4:03 when the subject arises:
I didn’t get that feeling watching the report first time or thereafter.
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No, no, we’ll wrap him up nicely, with a pretty bow, and send him back.
We’ve got enough of our own assholes to deal with, thank you very much.
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This makes Stone a Florida Man, right? 
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