Trump doppelganger spotted in convenience store

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/04/trump-doppelganger-spotted-in.html

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Trumppelganger, I believed that’s called.

Either that or SAD!

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Find this guy. He could make a killing doing Trump.

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It’s a photo from a more just parallel universe that isn’t the Darkest Timeline we live in.

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Would the person who rolled the “1” please stand up?
I bet it was Jeff…

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‘He’ has some serious man-boobs.

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I’ve always wondered what happened to that guy. Didn’t he talk about running for president once? Aaaaand scene. This concludes another production of “American Timelines That Aren’t Completely Boofed.”

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He’s been trying for years to get his story out. He’s the real Donald! He was switched at birth with his evil twin Ronald Trump. At long last, the iron mask is off!

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I dunno, could be someone bought/made a really good mask for Halloween and getting some extra mileage out of it.

I don’t think any of us can tolerate any more Ⱦrump than we already have.

OTOH, if anyone is working on a plan that involves Angela Lansbury and a brainwashed patsy triggered by a playing card, then that guy would make an excellent puppet POTUS

Please tell me someone is working on that.

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Poor bastard.

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Are the Secret Service hunting the Musketeers now?

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We’re ready for that remake of Dave.

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Um… Yeah, some work has been done on this.

Nah, Trump’s pushing 300 pounds, this guy looks all of maybe 230.

Yeah, we’ve really got more than enough Trump as it is. I can’t think of too terribly many people who look at Trump and think, ‘yeah, we need more of that.’

But he’s just going to scam his way into getting a supreme court that does what he wants and we’re all fucking doomed anyway. Basically every qualified person in the world has objected to Kavennaugh and yet, here we are, just waiting to hear the news we knew we were going to hear all along, even though he’s most certainly a sexually abusive liar.

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I guess I lost my mind for a few minutes. I’m okay now.

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Might be Trump’s publicist, since retired. I understand they were easily confused.

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