Acting?
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I like it, but it needs more misspelling;
PINK TUTUUS! VOT!
MUSE TURDS! VOTE!
RICH CRIMNIAL GRIFFERS! VOTE!
DIOREA OF THE MOUTH! VOTE!
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the family created a system so that Fred could think he was still running the Trump Organization. Every day Fred Sr. would go to the office in Brooklyn and they would give him blank papers to sort through and sign. The phone on Fred’s desk was set up so that it could only dial out to his secretary. “Fred pretended to work,” the family friend said.
Like father, like son …
… on the other hand, maybe that intervention has already happened.
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Ooops, press sec is out sick…
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vomiting of material that looks like coffee grounds
Sounds a little like his 200 a day Twitter habit, frankly.
The only other thing I can think of is that someone, somehow, managed to hack trump’s twitter account and is trolling the entire world.
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KEEP SECRET SERVICE SAFE! VOTE!
Yes, editor. This is a complete sentence.
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It’s been a talking point for a while by some on the right that the Democrats will at some point change the retirement account rules and start taxing 401Ks retroactively after all. I’m guessing that’s it.
Overall though: he was right, he did keep working as usual from the hospital.
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Oh great! Trump on Roids. Like that’s going to make things any better.
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It’s like they switched his treatment to straight up cocaine.
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Does the President now smell of elderberries?
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Funny thing is Vetinari would absolutely allow some people to die from the virus, but it would be a group of people who he locked into an area, thus preventing spread. And he’d probably set up some backchannel to ensure their families were not left destitude.
Granny would just wipe the floor with any opposition. I don’t think they ever teamed up…interesting thought.
Can we have Lipwig as the Treasury secretary then?
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Votes? Marty, where we are going, we won’t need votes…
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I was thinking aderal and oxy may not be the best combo for Trump.
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Not to mention that the whole thing is an almost coherent list of campaign promises
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The Internet Research Agency probably has a whole team on it that regularly switch
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Pure GPT-3 production! Better, faster, stupider, crueller…mmm crullers.
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The state-of-the-art COVID19 ward in the White House basement hadn’t been fully outfitted yet. It took an extra day to raid a few more DC hospitals.
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Can anyone enlighten me as to the 401k tweet? I understand what he’s on about with most of these but not that one.
