"Trump" embarks on roidy ALLCAPS Twitter rant to prove that he's not dead

Weird. I think I took dexamethasone about a month ago (not for COVID-19 but for chemo-induced nausea) and all I got from it was constipation. Different dosage maybe?

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It harkens back to his little parables about sitting at the table with your wife, showing her how well your retirement funds are doing because Trump, and she thinks you’re a genius.

Reiterating.

This new Trump is a phony.

I was chatting with Q yesterday and they confirmed my suspicions that Trump has already died and been replaced by a crisis actor. He looks different- the hair isn’t right. He sounds different- the tweets have been in complete sentences.

And they’re keeping him hidden away from people behind all that thick armored glass till he learns to play Trump more convincingly. It’s pretty much right out in the open - no family members would even visit this stranger. And if you play Eric Trump’s statements backwards - he says - dad is a deadman.

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It’s my Mary Poppins drag show.

Supercalifragilistic…

Now it’s in your head, isn’t it?

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Fruity halitosis? Dammit, the rich people always get the cool stuff.

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fruity halitosis

I think I saw them open for the Dead Milkmen back in '88.

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She would always do the right thing, even if that isn’t what people want.

She would also think that Trump is cackling.

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I have voted. For 46, not for 45.

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It didn’t get great reviews and it’s certainly not Netflix’s strongest offering this year, but I thought it was pretty good.

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Esme for Emperor!

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Looks more like a script bot. Sure he ain’t dead?

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I think he is off his face on meds, not that he would be any better off them with COVID-19 going round his system.

It’s not like he was much better without COVID either, if I am honest.

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Thanks, didn’t even know that was a show.

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oh don’t you worry donald, we’re going to vote, and you will most certainly hear about it.

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“Covfefeeeeee” [said like “cranberry sauce” in Strawberry Fields Forever].

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Under normal timelines, I’d say you lost $25. But here we are.

DINGOES ATE MY BABY. VOTE!

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You win! :rofl:

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