He might pull some other muck and moss with him but I’m sure this’ll take some heavy plunging to clear up all the clogs in the system.
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Sounds like a tactic to me. “He can’t ever finish his investigation as long as I keep committing crimes! Genius!”
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Looks like a record breaker, daily.
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WE know that only one charge has to stick, but you may be right on his account.
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Wow. There’s a lot to unpack here.
Why does everyone forget the “and Deputy Finance Chair of the Republican National Committee” when describing Cohen …
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Reminds me of the title of one of Ron White’s books: I Had the Right to Remain Silent…But I Didn’t Have the Ability.
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“It’s okay. A lawyer and his client can’t be prosecuted for the same crime.”
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You know what, fuck it. I’ll do it. It’s what, $180K a year? If I last three months I can pay off my credit cards. All I have to do is feed him donuts, right? Maybe answer the phone? I can totally do that.
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“Misfortune.” As if it were somehow possible to accidentally become someone’s lawyer. Oops! I stepped into an attorney-client relationship!
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Well, keep in mind you’ll have to pay your own legal fees.
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Some day, I would like to be the kind of person who is mature and evolved enough to not take pleasure in a fellow man being brought low and suffering.
Today is not that day.
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remember, he’s no longer simply president, legally he is now Individual-1 and should always be referred to as so
and Individual-1 now used the phrase “nothing WE DID” talking about Cohen the other day
so Individual-1 may be protected as president for now, but someday he has to step down (or be forced to) and I just hope I live long enough to see him do time in his mid to late 70s for what he’s done to this country
(no way Cohen can serve more time than Individual-1, just no way)
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That’s funny, and I laughed, but on reflection… I suspect a lot of mob lawyers probably feel that way.
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Too much to hope that he finally had that stroke or brain aneurysm…
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It’s like The Godfather, except they cast Fredo for all the roles.
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#DrainTheCoven
