Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/25/trump-gets-warm-welcome-in-florida-with-pathetic-loser-and-worst-president-sky-banners.html
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tRump? Who?
I’m going to shoot something on the horizon, a plane trailing a long string of letters… Portrait mode it is !!
Isn’t he that guy that used to be on Twitter? It’s amazing how quickly 15 minutes of fame evaporates for these internet celebrities.
The rest of your miserable life, Biff. And while the banners and the public opprobrium sting most to a narcissist that’s not gonna be the worst of it.
Hmmmm…
He’s not dead and buried yet, so I can’t visit his grave to piss on it.
Eureka!
I wonder how much this cost, and how much to keep doing it for the rest of Trump’s miserable existence? And, hmm… do people still do skywriting? That would be way better than that tiny banner…
It’s a good start
Hoping for “SORE LOSER TRUMP” sky-writ EXTRA-LARGE over Mar-A-Lago course on a windless day while Trump is outside, cheating on the links
I get it, I really do, I wish I could say this to his stupid orange face. But the sooner we stop talking about that eldritch monstrosity, the better.
You love to see it.
Honestly, you could probably just go with “LOSER” for equal impact. Makes the sky-writing cheaper, too.
I was considering just “LOSER” (because the target would be obvious too any sensible person) but Trump would proclaim to anyone around him that the message was meant for Biden (as nonsensical as that is).
(“TRUMP SUCKS” would also work for me)
Oh, he’d know. He might not want to admit it, but he’d know.
Mar-a-Lago is on a barrier island. Between it & the mainland, there is a small island that could be used as a permanent moor for the Baby Trump balloon.
Perhaps it could be joined by a multitude of Baby Trump balloons.
I fully intend to piss on his grave, once he has the grace to finally go.
Roadtrip?
We’re going to need a bigger bus.
These people flying these sky banners are wasting their time. It’s not like Trump can actually read what the banners say.
I think that is unfair to real eldritch monstrosities to associate the orange thing with them.
As well as a boat as the grave will apparently end up in the centre of a yellow coloured lake.