Trump has COVID-19

Everyone says that we must pray for Donald, he’s the President of the United States.

That does not mean you must pray for a positive outcome.

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And suddenly no one’s talking about the debate fiasco anymore.
Interesting.

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That’s the first thing I thought of as well, followed closely by: now Trump has an out on any further appearances before the press, debates, or any sort of direct contact in the lead-up to the election. Is this yet another play on his part? The first act of a grand bow-out strategy?

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At the very least trying to delay the election somehow.

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Right now, everyone at the Trump White House seems to be making a big assumption that Hope Hicks was the vector by which COVID-19 entered their ranks. In truth, Hicks was just the first of Trump’s staff to test positive. That doesn’t mean she was the first to acquire the disease. The fact that both Donald Trump and Melania Trump tested positive immediately following Hicks’ test result suggests that this was nothing more than an artifact of when people were tested.

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Yeah, it’s another chaotic element introduced into an already chaotic situation.

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As lackadaisical as the trump team has been about masks and social distancing it would oh sooo easy for an adversary to insert the virus into mix.

Vector from China? Russia? Iran? New York?

Coffee sure is good this morning. :slight_smile:

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Exactly! Yes! Gah, I want this guy gone so my brain can be infected with something else! And by “something else” I don’t mean “something worse than before”. Please oh please oh please. knocks on wood, rubs rabbit foot, prepares chicken for sacrifice

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Assuming this administration follows precedent and rule of law, and there is a lot of their own precedent of not doing that.

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Holy shit… That is not good at all.

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What we have here folks is a super spreader event.

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Trump in trouble?
giphy-downsized

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Holy shit this is a death cult:

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Sarah Cooper is a national treasure.

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And I’m not sure that testing negative at this early stage clears anyone.

Everyone in that circle needs to quarantine and monitor for at least a week even with a negative test.

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But hey, why let details get in the way of blaming female staffers.

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Wonder if Trump already knew, and if that was part of his strategy, what with all the angry interrupting-- generate as much aerosolized COVID as possible, fill up that area. “If I’m gonna go down, everybody’s going down.”

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Donald Trump: The Anime Years.

Deidara_mugshot

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I wanna be on the record when I say I give this a 50/50 shot at being true.

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