Trump has COVID-19

Into the Stupidverse…

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Ah, the smell of Republican desperation. Delicious!

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Two of White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany’s staffers test positive

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“The plan has been in action since they put us on the planet as cavemen,” he said. “I would say Trump is either a HET [human alien hybrid] or CEA [a human complicit in the alien plot] in that he has known what is going on certainly for the better part of his public life on EArth and would have known early on he would be President,” Steenberg explained. “If he’s an HET [human alien hybrid], it’s very probable he existed before EArth and took part in the design of the ETA [the plot to invade].”

“Steenberg explained that he believes that human alien hybrids don’t really die, but are able to morph to look like whatever they want and not age. The news that Donald Trump has COVID-19 is just a distraction, as all world events are, to keep humans focused on smaller issues and not the extraterrestrials. Again, there is no evidence to back up any of this.”

I’m dying over here! :rofl:

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Hey kids! Hoax merch:

“According to the Gift Shop’s site, 20% of proceeds from this coin’s sales will be donated to PennState’s Hershey Medical Center for COVID prevention and to the school’s Cancer Institute. If anyone wants to purchase the commemorative coin for… reasons… pre-orders are available to ship on November 14.”

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Trump has experience of catching COVID. I’d rather have a president who knows how to not catch it and acts on it.

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this article from derek lowe of “things i won’t work with” fame plus the comments are probably useful here. when i read through the comments there were only 30, mostly from people like lowe who are in the pharma or related industry. keep in mind that many of the folks who read his blog skew towards republican and the nuts have generally come out in force whenever he talks about trump, but still there is a lot of useful information to be found–

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“Discharging a 74-year-old man with coronavirus in the middle of remdesivir and dexamethasone therapy makes no sense at all.”

Word. But it’s 2020.

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The virus and the factors that escalate and exacerbate it do not give a fuck.

That was some exceedingly foolish shit which will surely imperil his chances of recovery.

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It looks like agree with the conspiracy theorists on something. Should I be worried?

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Roll with it! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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:nauseated_face: :face_vomiting:

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On Monday, the entire city of DC had just 14 new cases

Of course, DC exhibits the same cyclical swings in reported cases as everywhere else

—and Monday is the trough in the cycle. Its weekly average is around 40.

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Part of me wants to get this so badly: it’s like making a bet, “hundred dollars sez trump doesn’t make it to November.” If I won I could proudly display the piece in my home forever. I guess if I lost I’d just throw the stupid thing in the river.
What’s holding me back though is what are they doing with the other 80% of the proceeds?!

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Popehat/status/1313161375603019776

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Legal defense coffers? Money for the prison commissary one would hope.