So how is Patient Nero doing?
30 Likes
18 Likes
“Whose advice would you sooner take on workplace groin safety? The elitist who has been droning on and on for months about why you shouldn’t shoot yourself in the balls with a nail gun, or the leader undergoing emergency surgery due to first-hand experience shooting himself in the balls with a nail gun?”
22 Likes
Yeah, I’d rather have my president follow health directions and not catch Covid-19.
ETA: I owe @anon73430903 a coke!
12 Likes
Don’t forget the hallway full of people that the leader trained, who are also awaiting emergency surgery.
8 Likes
They couldn’t convince himself to put down the nail gun as they wheeled him into the ER and he was just letting those things fly every which-way the whole time.
8 Likes
It’s as good a theory as any. I give it 3 stars out of 5.
1 Like
29 Likes
Does that site (whitehousegiftshop.com) actually have anything to do with the U. S. Government? I honestly can’t tell from looking at it.
3 Likes
Was it the .com instead of .gov that gave it away?
17 Likes
And he chose that?!
13 Likes
Sure, but this is the bizarro timeline, so I figured I’d doublecheck.
4 Likes
I guess he’s going home?
As one might expect he seems to have taken the worst possible lesson from his ordeal: “I’m invincible and we shouldn’t take any serious steps to slow coronavirus.”
I guess only time will tell if he’s really recovering or not.
18 Likes
Odds are really good on Not.
18 Likes
Who the hell knows considering he has the best medical care other people’s money can buy.
My money is still on Trump returning for a “routine follow-up” within a few days.
21 Likes
21 Likes
I have heard people saying HIPAA should not apply to Trump. I am not sure where that comes from, there is nothing in it that excludes the prez. He lies, he forces other people to lie, and we just need to expect that from him.
11 Likes
of course he did.
second thing was to spit orders to have hambedrers sent up to the residence.
fking asshole.
5 Likes
10 Likes
It took Herman Cain over a month to croak, and most of that time he was feeling good.
14 Likes
