I see that you are still thinking positive! 
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Also:
“WASHINGTON—Medical experts expressed concern Monday that President Donald Trump was administering his own Covid-19 care after noticing trepanation holes in the commander in chief’s skull. “While I respect the entire team at Walter Reed, I feel they have lost control of their patient by allowing President Trump to drill holes in his cranium to exorcise the evil spirits making him sick,” said Dr. Lisa Lee, professor of pathology at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, adding that treating high-profile patients like Trump can be difficult, especially when they believe that demons have inhabited their soul and must be released to end their Covid-19 symptoms. …”
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I can’t even.
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While you are dying in a hospital without adequate supplies of gloves and masks, where even getting some of the treatments the president got requires you to be almost gone, know that the stupidest man in the world now thinks he knows everything about your problems.
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How bad are things when I saw that and thought it was real until I saw it was the Onion…?
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He is an idiot. Not that it is a surprise to anyone.
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Delusional narcissist + dexamehasone-fueled energy burst = whatever the hell that was supposed to be.
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Guess we will have some more interesting tweets to read tomorrow morning.
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I think they all got jobs with the incumbent administration.
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Wow. Just wow!
The last time I saw breathing like that was on a family member having a fairly severe COPD inflammation… In the hospital - on a Bi-Pap - with supplemental oxygen.
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I can attest. When doctors advise taking a round of Prednisone, some cycles make me feel like Bruce Banner about to undergo a transformation. He’s probably feeling pretty indestructable right now.
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Yeah, that’s not a healthy person. I foresee Trump returning to Walter Reed soon.
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Now contrast that with this story from March:
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Trepanation, you say? Worth a try, I say.
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He actually looked better without it. I wonder why he ever started using it.
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He thinks it makes his face look golden. Since his narcissistic tendencies prevent him from ever seeing an error in his behaviour he keeps doing it without realizing it makes him look ridiculous. Same with other behaviours, like the stilted shoes that give him a horrible posture and so on.
Or this
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