Trump is faking dementia to trick the fake news, says Newsmax host

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/05/trump-is-faking-dementia-to-trick-the-fake-news-says-newsmax-host.html

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Well, he might be half right.

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Even if we had documented, incontrovertible evidence of his mental state slipping, his disciples would not accept it. No point in pushing that narrative, it won’t change anything. Of course, as long as we are wishing, putting the ki-bosh on the whole “but Biden is old” thing would be nice as well. Hell, might as well throw in peace int he Middle East. This is where we are right now, and it sucks.

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Yea I’m gonna try this next time at Taco Bell… If it can get him into the White House again, maybe i can get a burrito.

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He’s never made a mistake in his life.
pslw2

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Well, he did fake bone spurs to trick the Draft Board.

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What’s Greg Kelly’s excuse?

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I intentionally shit my pants to distract from the vomit running down my chest.

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It’s the Vincent Gigante defense with a side order of Ronald “I don’t recall” Reagan. They’ll say he was doing it to own the libs/FBI, up to a point where it gets worse, and then they’ll claim he’s unfit to stand trial, but perfectly fit to be president.

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I mean, he’s not entirely wrong in that trump is constantly and unashamedly blending and distorting reality to manipulate the easily-played news media and social media conversations. But at this point it’s clear that his brain just can’t sort out the distortions from reality, if it ever could.

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Good move.

Now all the Newsmax viewers who weren’t going to vote for Trump will vote for him.

All three of them

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i dunno… last we checked, there were “dozens of [them]. dozens!”

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My grandma must be faking it also. That woman is a genius like Trump!

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@p96
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This is both insane and encouraging. As a claim it’s insane, but it’s also encouraging because Trump’s cognitive decline is so obvious that even the most rabid Trump supporters are finally having to acknowledge it. Hopefully that means that the reality can also get through to the non-MAGAts that are thinking of voting for Trump because they think Biden is too old and senile.

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But…but…Trump age more lower than Birden age!

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