Guys… He was joking. Just like all those rapes were sarcasm.
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I’d imagine more he thinks its the ice cream.
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Trump and his wife (until she divorces him) will get Secret Service protection; the Trump children and grandchildren don’t get lifetime protection. I don’t think the kids get any ongoing protection after Donnie’s term ends.
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A sudden fatal heart attack or stroke is easy to induce. A respectful cremation in St. Petersburg will remove even the slightest hint of evidence that it wasn’t natural. “He literally died of a broken heart” etc.
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Still don’t see the cost/benefit working in Putin’s favor.
As long as Trump is around he will be a living symbol of Putin’s power to manipulate the American political machine, not to mention a divisive public figure who is all but guaranteed to continue sowing discord among American voters.
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Trump loses, Florida will leave the union and he’ll hole up inside of his golf course country club until a hurricane sent by god wipes him from the Earth.
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Isn’t Macedonia (now North Macedonia) majority Eastern Orthodox Christian?
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Hell is warm this time of year, and we all know how much he loves a tan.
Go to Hell, Donny, and no I don’t mean the one in Michigan. Take your rat bastard family with you!
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Reek.
It is. Muslim population is around 30% or so. But with the number of mosques in Skopje one could be forgiven for thinking the percentage to be higher.
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Let them try. I’m in the process of trying to find a way out of the UK, having been forced to leave the town I grew up in because of transphobic abuse and now watching the same conditions that allowed that happening at a national level. It is not easy, especially if you don’t have any connections with other countries or are disabled and have a limited ability to work (I can manage part time, but only if you don’t care what hours I work at).
Some days I feel like getting on a bus to London and knocking on an embassy’s door, asking for asylum.
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Trump: “Ok, but I’m not moving to one of those shithole countries!”
Everyone: “Any country you move to is a shithole country.”
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Unlikely, but I can dream.
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I will pay Trump $450 million dollars† if he leaves the country, permanently, when he loses the election.
I’d even consider an offer to include his children.
† money will be paid “Trump-style” (bounced check/no check)
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that’s disturbing on so many levels.
What makes you think he’ll bother bringing anyone else? He doesn’t give a shit about them.
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Tintin’s preferred method for dealing with coup poltters was exile, which ensured that his enemies were always at hand for a new adventure.
I don’t want a new adventure with Trump.
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And Daddy Vlad can always set up Lil Donnie as the “Free American Government in Exile”
