What’s Russian for “The Odd Couple?”
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Trump: 20; 15 with good behavior.
Oh, hell, no! Way too close. Some Patriot Prayer douchebag will fish him out of there with his dually F350. Lava or GTFO!
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Um… Wot?
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I don’t think Francis will put up with Trump’s bullshit. Francis has his faults, but he’s not Pius XII.
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I had some time this evening and felt like brushing up on my video editing skills…
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If he actually leaves the US he will end up in North Korea.
If I’m wrong: home cooked 5 course dinner for any Happy Mutant who shows up.
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Eisenhower was given an an apartment at Culzean Castle not far away from Turnberry. I’m sure that we can arrange a similar deal and put the Trumps in the caves underneath the castle. They can be like Sawney Bean, except with less cannibalism.
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At least the suit will match his face.
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That reminds me - who has “Trump sells Alaska back to Russia” on their 2020 bingo card?
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Trump Pyongyang Hotel and Casino.
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Exactly. All it needs is a new plaque.
(If you comb through the threads, Trump Tower Pyongyang has popped from time to time before.)
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Traditionaly they smuggle Nazis to South America.
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I’m sure Putin will have a nice cup of tea ready for him, on the off chance he should drop in for a visit.
Or he could stay in the Idi Amin Memorial Suite in Saudi Arabia.
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The Boeing Starliner could be used, but it might not work right. /s
Obviously one does not have to leave the country if they lose to the worst candidate in the history of politics. Hillary still lives here.
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[quote="teknocholer, post:56, topic:182598"Could he see Alaska from there?[/quote]
No, but on a good day he might see North Korea,.
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Yes, you are correct. My mistake. Although something tells me that trump couldn’t tell the difference.
I’ll edit the original post.
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Not a joke. He may have to leave in order to escape prosecution for tax evasion.
