Trump Junior fabricates reality, says "purple-haired freak teachers" are encouraging three-year-olds to "mutilate their genitalia"

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He’s not as brutal as his grandpa and not as talented a grifter as his pop. He’s also stupid and a cokehead. The Roy kids on Succession had better odds of succeeding.

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My gf’s hair is occasionally streaked on the pink/purple/orange spectrum, and it makes it very convenient when we get separated in crowded places.

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Man that’s a really specific fetish he’s got to come up with this and I don’t want to kink shame but… also don’t yuck other people’s yum if you’ve got a pretty non-mainstream yum yourself dude.

Because that is the ONLY explanation I have for this.

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Shades of pitcher John Rocker all over again.

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Ha! Not the coke you were looking for?

Incidentally, I recently tried that drink in Spain. I was pretty skeptical, but it was kind of nice. A friend introduced it as, “if you want a glass of wine, but don’t want to get sleepy.”

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So far my kid has only had one purple haired teacher and she was one of the least pushy about matters of gender, being fully accepting of our little one. She was also an incredible educator who is only a couple of years from retirement and has been dealing with such issues for years, contrary to the cokehead’s ravings.

I’ve actually kind of fallen in love with that drink and spread the gospel every chance I get.

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