Is Fentanyl cheaper than sugar now?
Cos that’s how we used to get kids hooked.
/s
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I don’t think the razor blade thing happened even once. The one real child-poisoning incident I’ve ever read about was in 1974 when Ronald O’Bryan poisoned his own son, then gave out a few poisoned pixie sticks to other children in an attempt to cover his tracks. Even in that horrible ordeal his own (intentionally) poisoned son was ultimately the only one who came to harm.
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I remember it being razor blades in the apples and LSD in the candy corn.
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That would be the only way to get me to eat candy corn.
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I especially like that her tone of voice is “what are you, stupid, this is self-evident.”
Someone needs to follow up with her after Halloween and ask how many Fentanyl overdoses there were. I expect, though, that by then she’ll have moved on to “WaR on ChRIstMAas!!”
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Each year I become more and more convinced that children were the ones who started the “razor blades in apples” myth because they wanted to create an atmosphere of fear and suspicion around any adult who would give trick-or-treaters some lame-ass fruit instead of candy.
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This one is full of shit and knows it. Her blathering works on a few others in her life but when confronted with a camera her hands go inside the pockets, her sub conscious tell.
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None, because they were vigilant about this! They were prepared! Same reason Jade Helm didn’t happen, duhhh…
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Nah, adults have been putting that in safety films since the '60s and '70s. Kids had to rely on word of mouth to warn their peers about the folks passing out apples, raisins, and even worse - toothbrushes:
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You know what’s worse, tho… people who hand out religious tracts!
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Ugh, you win!
…or are consigned to the Hell where they have to watch pamphlets burn and toothbrushes melt for all eternity! 
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Which would be the only way candy corn couldn’t suck.
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As a Bowling Green Massacre survivor I wholeheartedly agree!
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Darn retailers, they’ve already opened the War on Christmas aisle at Walgreens! Can’t they wait until Thanksgiving??!?
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“War on Tofurkey” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
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Fentanyl? Hell no, we’ve going to be handing out socialism and CRT lessons in candy bags this Halloween. That’ll REALLY scare the shit out of the right wingers. Mwa ha hahahahahaha!!!
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One of my earliest memories is playing out on the lawn at dusk and remembering a school presentation where they warned that “pushers” were coming after us with LSD and that it could be on anything, even paper. It’s the first time I remember being aware of the fear of others and of my own vulnerability in the encroaching darkness for the first time.
I couldn’t have been much more than five years old. It’s the memory of losing my innocence and having constant fear injected into me.
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Yeah, I remember that as the year when licking stamps (or an envelope) came to an abrupt halt. 
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Do NONE of these people have any critical thinking skills AT ALL?
I feel like I could know exactly bupkes about something, watch Fox News for “information,” and with zero or only a tiny bit of thought and/or checking of underlying data be completely sure that Fox is just making sh…tuff up out of whole cloth.
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