Just tell these dopes that they’re already paying for cheap, free, real news that doesn’t just have talking heads trying to vomit bullshit 24 hours a day until they are dry-heaving just so they can get more diet plan / insurance / personal injury lawyer ad money.
It’s called NPR, and the news programs are very distinct from their entertainment programs (I don’t listen to Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me expecting a positive view of Trump’s dickery). Their news programs state facts and little else. They don’t say things like “Breaking News: Trump caught the Chinese virus today. The president thinks it happened while he was hugging Gold Star families since he loves the military and all who serve. I heard the liberals and other Antifa groups are probably holding secret parties and celebrating, all while planning on the best way to implement major mail voter fraud.”. You’d instead hear “Donald Trump tested positive for Covid-19 today. He intends to continue working remotely from Walter Reed Medical Center while practicing social distancing. Upon his return to the White House, the administration has stated that they will be issuing new precautions to prevent staff and secret service agents from contracting the virus.”.
Now, which one is news? According to 1/3 of the dumbest of our fellow countrymen, they both are, but the second one is boooorrrring so why would they want to listen to that?