Watching him go into full-blown crash and withdrawal symptoms in the middle of Thursday’s debate might be fun. Especially if he’s just sweating and shaking in a fetal position on the floor.
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I mean, his own wife doesn’t want him.
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Don’t be mean you meanie. Wish him life time destitution. 
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I know I don’t want him!
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A majority of American voters NEVER wanted him. Let’s hope an even bigger majority speaks up this time.
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I certainly didn’t want him to come here today. With everyone who attended his super-spreader event filtering back into the community I’m going to have to make my bi-weekly grocery trip early to avoid the worst of the contagious period.
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Just a quick aside:
How fucked of a sentiment is that?
“Democracy was denied last time, let’s hope this time democracy isn’t just taken away again.”
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Putin wants you right where you are.
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sorry to hear that, mate.
at least in the Conch Archipelago, we don’t mean enough to the orange one to try to gather a bunch o’ MAGAts on one of our tiny islands.
that said, we here in the Keys are seeing a steep increase in covid cases due in no small part to our trumphumping asswipe governor “reopening” the state to tourism, etc. to please his master.
fuck 'em and feed 'em [to the] fish
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Even though you’re not incorrect…
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Always upvote Daria refs.
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Word.
I’m tentatively excited for the new spin-off Jodie, to come out.
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I recognise this! It is from the toxic manipulative narcissist playbook.
When people like this are turned down or ignored they try the appear-depressed/sad/vulnerable playbook to draw you back in with them. They can’t feel sympathy but they can spark in other people to manipulate.
Compare when you are lost in the woods: you will try to set some wood on fire to warm yourself, but you will also damn well make sure you don’t burn yourself. That is how people like this use sympathy.
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When he says Erie - he does mean the Lake, …right?
Erie wants him, yeah.
Someone might persuade Gordon Lightfoot to pen The Wreck of The Donald John Trump.
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Tarmac him in face down, and you have somewhere to park your bike too.
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I posted this here recently in another (non-Trump) thread. But if nobody wants him, then I’d be very happy to make a minor change to the original and see him eat worms for the rest of his life.
Nobody wants me, everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms.
Big ones, small ones, short ones, long ones,
Worms that wiggles and squirms.
Bite their heads off, suck their blood out,
Throw their skins away.
This is how I’ll live and thrive
On worms three times a day.
ETA I see @beerocker and @Melizmatic beat me to it.
Also, may I be the first to coin the term ‘wormberder’?
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Kirstie Alley wants him. She even wrote him a song.
Grifting your way through the world today takes everything you’ve got,
taking a break from jailing kiddies, sure would mean a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you wanna go to rallies where they scream your name,
And the immigrants they blame,
You wanna be where cops freely
kill black people without shame
You want to be where everyone screams your name…
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