Trump rally attendees nearly freeze to death after rally

with an altered mental status

With Drumpf supporters almost any alteration might be considered an improvement, couldn’t it?

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The Trump campaign claimed they kept all of those people warm… by blowing smoke up their asses

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i dont see why anyone’s complaining. it’s personal responsibility. if they didn’t want to get frostbite, why did they show up in the first place? only the old and vulnerable and frostbite anyway. if you listened to chilly joe all of america would be frozen solid from global cooling.

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There’s a metaphor there some place.

But this cock-up isn’t likely to bring down a real Trump support.

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Sounds like the crowd size violated Nebraska’s restrictions.

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My guess is they will blame the bus company long before they blame Trump. And from there all it takes is one dumb facebook rumor that the dispatcher was a Democrat, or that the bus drivers are unionized, and badda-bing.

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Can someone tell 2020’s writers that metaphors are not supposed to be this heavy-handed?

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Good.

Did their little red hats not keep them warm?

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Damn Biden/Harris campaign and their virtue signaling.

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And Trump made fun of PRESIDENT Obama’s tailgate rallies. :laughing:

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The amount of TANGIBLE METAPHORS that Trump has achieved these four years is astounding. I love that he literally has left his followers out in the cold.

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Good luck with that.

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Only a hotel spokesperson would use terms like “we always strive to provide the best guest experience” to refer to a political event. Even after almost four years in office Trump and his people think in terms of business and P.R. rather than thinking of themselves as public servants in a Democratic Republic.

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If not then at least they still have their white-hot rage.

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But herd immunity is okay these days.

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I’ve pointed out to people that trot that one out: if we really had that kind of power, why would you risk antagonizing us so much?

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CNN has no qualms about people saying “shit” on air. “Fuck” is apparently a bridge too far, though. Shit show seems just as apt as clusterfuck at least.

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Charging them through the nose for the privilege and then giving them COVID?

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OohBurn|nullxnull

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