Trump ranting on Twitter that he didn't pay hookers to piss on his bed

They never had any guns to begin with, because they were weak effete New England intellectual types /s

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The Trump/Pence logo always looked to me like a guy jerking off.

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Maybe the way you do it.

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One more.

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Me too. BTW, Nathaniel Benchley - who wrote the novel on which it is based - was Robert Benchley’s son, and NB’s own son Peter wrote Jaws. Quite the family.

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I love the one right under that:

Did the Russians track him down by his I.Pee address?

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How many wet wolverines will there be inside a hijacked sub off the coast of Virginia next Friday?

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I just saw yesterday’s Daily Show opener, OMFG:

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This movie was a favorite of my family when I was growing up. Of course we’re New Englanders with Russian heritage, so it was a perfect match.

Carl Reiner and Alan Arkin are national treasures.

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So long as he destroys the IRS and gets Kid Rock to play the inauguration, he can fuck all the goats.

Apparently he’s interviewing some Bitcoin startup scam artist to be head of the FDA, because the douchebag wants to secede and replace our health care system with Fitbits.

This is not a joke, fuck the idiots that keep backing these grifters.

Republicans apparently think knowing nothing about the particular field makes one an expert.

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How many tons would a glutton glut, if a glutton could glut tons?

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Is it me?

If you have to ask…

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It will never die, Mr. Peesident.

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OK, this is the video… I don’t even know where to begin.

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