I think its a shame he didn't just admit that he paid them to urinate ON HIM. He should have owned it.
"Yeah I paid for that...I'm into watersports!!!! Don't judge me for my kinks dammit!! We were consenting adults, urine is sterile. HEY! You all watched the 2 girls one cup video right?! Be happy that I am not into that!!! Sheesh. I thought this was the modern accepting America? You're gonna shame me for my fetishes?!"
Clearly he missed an opportunity.