Trump’s fear evident in all-caps rant

He’s out of his fucking mind. Oh, wait. HE’S OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND!!

Let’s dissect this:
MASSIVE PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT IS CURRENTLY TAKING PLACE IN AMERICA
Opinion, unfounded. Exactly what every criminal would like to believe.
THE WEAPONIZATION OF LAW ENFORCEMENT CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN.
True. It is not happening, except in Trump’s paranoid fantasies.
CRIME & INFLATION ARE RAMPANT,
Crime rates are down, inflation is the lower than any country in Europe.
OUR BORDERS ARE OPEN,
Obviously false, no matter how loud he squeals it.
OUR ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED,
60+ lawsuits have proven that totally false. Elections fraud is usually on the Republican side.
OUR ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES,
Nope. The whole world is struggling, our labor market is strong. Manufacturing is strong.
OUR ENERGY INDEPENDENCE IS GONE,
We’re STILL the leading oil producer in the WORLD.
OUR ‘LEADER’ IS MERCILESSLY MOCKED,
The mocking stopped when you got the boot. The world laughed at you for your entire term, and still laughs at you.
& OUR COUNTRY IS BEING DESTROYED BOTH INSIDE & OUT.
Well, YOU are doing your level best to destroy democracy in favor of Reich-Wing FASCISM.
DO THE PEOPLE OF THIS ONCE GREAT NATION EVEN HAVE A CHOICE BUT TO PROTEST THE POTENTIAL DOOM OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA??? 2024!!!
We do not have a choice. Donald J. Trump MUST BE DEFEATED AGAIN.

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Did Tr*mp mistake the timeline from 2016-2020 or did he accidentally gain self reflection?
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The toilet must be clogged.

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Can I just say, whoever at the BoingBoing mothership is generating those Midjourney prompts - just wow!

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Cheats at golf, too.

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… the list goes on and on

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This one is already a talking point in the reactionary comment-o-sphere, lots of people going on about how the US army is “woke” now and wouldn’t be able to stand up to Russia or China.

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Count the fingers… I’m seeing 12?

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People who think that precisely choreographed parade drill is evidence of combat effectiveness.

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Having 12 fingers would be one of the more normal things about the Trumps.

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IIRC, Russian propaganda said the Ukrainian army lacked Russian manly manliness and therefore would be easily defeated. This propaganda went suddenly quiet around a week after the start of the invasion. Turns out there’s more to an army’s effectiveness than chest-beating. Who knew?

ETA: Note that Supremacy of the Military and Rampant Sexism are points 4 and 5 in Lawrence Britt’s 14 Characteristics of Fascism.

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The Russian army’s most manly macho men, the VDV, suffered heavy losses early in the war, partly because their commanders believed in their badass mythology.

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Makes it easier to pick the pockets of their marks.

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One would think the ongoing debacle in Ukraine would have thoroughly destroyed the myth of just how invincible Putin’s macho-man military is.

Heck, the Russian army wasn’t even able to stand up to the Russians.

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Apparently that’s all lies and propaganda. And please no follow-up questions about why the war isn’t over yet.

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Yeah, the trollies who insist that virile Chinese and Russian soldiers will kick the West in the pronouns also insist that the Ukrainian army is collapsing and Zelensky is a drug-addled thief.

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Not only is the Ukrainian army about to collapse in the face of the unstoppable Russians, but it’s so terrible it’s been about to collapse for a whole 16 months.

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That must’ve been one hell of a meeting.

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