Trump says he is “a target of the January 6th grand jury investigation” and has four days to appear

He unfortunately proved that that was the case for the presidency, too.

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Obviously. Because he has no character.

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Thank you, groans are just as good as laughs to me.

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I don’t run into those folks too much anymore around here.

But if I did I’d just start listing out all the problems Trump has gone through since 2016:

Trump University,
Trump Foundation,
Two impeachments,
Campaign finance violations/porn-star hush money,
Tax fraud,
Defamation/battery/rape,
Insurrection,
Election interference,
Espionage.

There’s a lot more you can throw in, like all his pre-2016 financial problems (multiple failed businesses and bankruptcies.)

The true believers will never turn their back on him, but you can make them squirm.

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Unfortunately, all outweighed by the fact that he’s an asshole who hates the same people they do.

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Is it just me who feels like they’re losing basic comprehension skills when reading more than a few words of Trump’s writing?

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Orrrr, and just hear “me” out here. Is this list just more evidence that he’s being persecuted and targeted by an evil cabal?

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If you start to think you understand Trumps writing you need more help than you’re gonna find on Boing Boing. Good Luck, we’re all gonna need it.

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ts;dr

Not that I need to read it. I know what it says.

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This post should have mentioned that he’s not required to report to the grand jury. He’s given an opportunity to go and explain himself before their deliberations. Any “arrest and indictment” can happen only after the grand jury concludes and the prosecutor acts on their report.

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That list is so exhausting.

Why does anyone want to live that way? His entire life is creating problems for himself. He can’t possibly be happy with all the legal and financial stuff occupying so much time and effort.

Just living a clean legal life is so much easier. I don’t understand why people like him exist.

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I think this only occupies the mind of his writing staff. His own direct brain drip is just a repeat of “Unfair, unfair, send money!”, and they do.

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I would imagine, knowing their client, that his lawyers are screaming at him to stay as far away from the grand jury as he can get in the confines of the United States. [Or even better, to take a “vacation” far away in a country that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the United States.] Even if they’re doing that, though, the thought that reporting to the grand jury means increased publicity for Trump means he’s going to completely ignore his lawyers and, more likely than not, incriminate himself even further.

He’s in a hole but rather than stopping digging he’s calling for more dynamite to deepen the hole even further!

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He’s in a constant state of committing a crime which somehow overlaps onto the enforcement of the previous crime and likely won’t stop until a Big Mac makes the ultimate sacrifice or he’s jailed and completely muted.

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Except he’s been complete trash for decades. Growing up he was a joke. The whole point of The Apprentice was that it was over glitzed fakeness; reality with a bad spray tan and glitter. He was a person who chain failed at business giving YOU a chance to learn how to do business.

He’s qualified as a successful businessman the same way David S. Pumpkins is scary.

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I’m not a native english speaker and it sounded weird even if it was foreign writer.
Maybe it is not Obama who was not born in the us.

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