Trump says "no politician in history... has been treated worse" than him

You add dye to make them pretty!

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You mean they’re not pretty enough on their own?

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I like your explanation much better![quote=“LearnedCoward, post:145, topic:101130, full:true”]
You mean they’re not pretty enough on their own?
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Can be, for sure…

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Now he’s screaming it’s all a big “witch hunt.” I guess that’s true in the same sense that the Hogwarts Sorting Ceremony is a witch hunt. (Spoiler: they’re all witches. The rest is more or less clerical work.)

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To my great shame I have to admit I am not familiar with that particular sketch. Only bicycle repair man comes to mind but I don’t think that something like this happens in that one.

I had to look it up, Episode 39. Idle’s character (a Master of Ceremonies) uses various methods to weep more and more profusely:


(EDIT: The part I’m thinking of is at 22 min 56 sec)

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Nicolae Ceaucescue and his wife Elena would like a word with 45, but they don’t have necks.

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History is not the donald’s strong point. Does he have an area of interest besides himself?

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Do his body parts count if he gives them a name?

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I’m not sure anything is Donald’s strong point.

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Is there anything he’s only a failure at instead of an abject failure?

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