They only ate his liver. In french “fatty liver” is “foie gras.”
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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Pretty sure Lincoln never got two scoops of ice cream.
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Perfect for Pemmican, then. Render the fat, dry the meat.
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I was liking Leon Trotsky as “here’s someone who got a rawer deal than you, you meathead,” but this is sharper still.
That would be illegal in Chicago.
Most other places are okay with it though.
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The Canadian cuisine for Donald Trump is Poutine.
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Christ, what an asshole.
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This is the only shoe.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we count Rasputin as a politician?
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Wasn’t he too busy as Russia’s greatest love machine to do any politicking?
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Lets find out.
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Just this once I think I will settle for KFC.
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And then there’s Julius Caesar.
Speaking of that general period, there’s Jesus, though classifying him as either a historical person or a politician is probably a can of worms.
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He’s just been dealt a weak hand in life
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How has nobody started a Teddy Roosevelt facts site a la Chuck Norris? I at least see an Adult Swim show coming with him as an action hero president.
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I kinda surprised this thread hasn’t gone Godwin at this point. There was this one German politician a lot of people still hate.
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We’re not savages here, at least most of the time
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Little known fact: White tears are like white light, if you filter them through the prism of The Brutal History of Racial Injustice, they actually split into all the colors of the rainbow!
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