Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/19/trump-shoots-man-on-fifth-ave.html
Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH President Trump shoots a man on Fifth Ave. and the media urgently reports both the Democratic and Republican perspectives
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Sadly these are becoming less and less satire and more plausible reality as each day passes.
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Discount Shitler holding what I’m guessing is a half-visible can of SS cola is a subtle detail.
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Just a few years ago this would have seemed extreme and absurd.
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That was a real good one. 
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More like “Republicans are lawless”
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Oh, the thundering irony of the GOP calling themselves republicans. Rule of law may ass. They’re nothing more now than autocratists.
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Bargain Basket Benito?
Deep Discount Jeff Davis?
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Current sustaining fantasy: The president does this, and the secret service detail immediately shoots him in the head and plants a gun on the victim.
“So tragic. The president died protecting this crowd from a random shooter. Right everybody?”
The hundred or so grinning New Yorkers present grin and nod.
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Moderately off topic - but is this the way BoingBoing has been redesigned, for a retro GeoCities look circa 1996? Or is the formatting broken in Safari?
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My view looks like that, only with flashy ads pasted on top of the text. What is this even?
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Maybe some A/B testing going on?
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I initially read that as “The Aristocrats” and got a hilarious visual.
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Less subtle, but no less enjoyable, was the altered DOJ logo.
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This seems to happen once a year or so with Safari. I know it’s not a conscious design choice because it looks fine on iOS and, oddly enough, my home machine.
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To my ear the “I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it” quote, always sounded like “I couldn’t even get arrested in this town”.
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Shocked Booking Agent, “So, what’s this hideously transgressive Act called then?”
Smug Vaudevillian, “The Republican Party!”
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That would not end well for the country either.
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It loads that way for me when my connection is slow/borked, and has for a very long time. Mostly on mobile chrome. Always assumed it wasn’t completely loading.
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