2% California is still too 2% libtard for me!
So what’s the over/under on how long it takes for Trump cultists to respond to his “using UV light internally” suggestion by shoving lightbulbs up their butts?
Not only that. They probably now have to reassign some White House intern to put extra child-proof caps on every chemical in the place.
Because a press conference about a disease that has killed 50,000 Americans is a great time to try your new Andy Kaufman bit.
ETA: doubling back again.
To recap,
4/23: “Maybe we can cure this by injecting disinfectants and shining bright lights at people.”
4/24: “I was being SARCASTIC, OBVIOUSLY. You guys were just dumb for thinking I was serious!”
4/24: “But seriously we should really look into it.”
I couldn’t find much either, but the name sounds like one of those organizations you’d see controlling the world in a fake utopia sci-fi novel or movie… I’m wonder if it’s a “trans-humanist” organization? Or was? Could be completely legit, tho. It’s out of Colombia, looks like? 
If you wanna drink bleach or boof some lysol because this farting pile of rotting meat told you to, go right the fuck ahead and do it. Seems about the only cure for trumpism.
Donald John Jim Jones Trump rides again.
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A demented old man mumbling to himself, surrounded by enablers and sycophants?
It worked for Sarah Conner.
The Times has completely abdicated its role as a newspaper.
Not at all. It’s pretty much where we are at today.
Can you picture a world in which one of the batshit things Trump suggests actually ends up being a treatment or cure for COVID-19?
There was a time when I’d say “hell no,” but that’s what I was saying four years ago when I was talking about the chances of him getting elected in the first place.
Now, I think our hack reality writers might go for it.
“There. ‘10 minutes breathing small doses of aerosolized bleach has been proven to combat the virus in the lungs.’ That’ll do it, let’s go! We have a reality world to run!”
Can’t we all support this please? Everyone who thinks he is a great president doing great things for the USA should definitely follow his advice. It just seems like the perfect solution, no? If he doesn’t take his own advice then perhaps someone can sue him into the poorhouse. Win win!
It’s very, very, very tempting to wish that every media outlet would just go all in on this – just plaster the airwaves with “Turmp says to drink bleach”, played completely straight, no irony, no one mentioning the obvious stupidity. Don’t give Turmpworld the opening to deflect about “liberal media bias”, just let his absurd words hang in the open for two straight weeks while the onus is on the shithead population to either drink their goddamn bleach, or explain exactly what they think about his words and actions, this person who they claim is a valid president.
Except of course, it wouldn’t work, and it would lead to some of the most pitiable members of society drinking bleach, so it would be morally wrong. If it were possible to fix the problem of Turmp becoming president after it happened, then it wouldn’t have been a problem to begin with. That’s the whole point.
PS just so we’re all on the same page, Turmp-supporter types have already been drinking bleach for a while. The fact that it sounds like a joke shouldn’t be misconstrued – “should I drink bleach?” is a real, serious question for some actual human adults.
See, you say that in jest…
