Trump takes a moment from his presidential campaign to launch more collector cards

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I overheard the audio for the ad last night, I didn’t even need to see the video, his voice just sounds like he’s phoning it in. "We’re gonna have so much fun with these. . . " wtf does that mean?

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Okay, let’s see what we’ve got here: the fool, that’s odd - another fool, oh look - a fool… justice and judgement.

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Wait, in that picture of him as discount Iron Man, is his crotch glowing? He might want to see a doctor about that.

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It means that fools are going to give him money. Obviously it’s the royal we and “we” are going to have fun counting the money.

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Trump’s meme stock is down a lot today. I guess the “investors” are diverting their funds to these NFTs instead? Probably worth about the same in the long run.

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from 2016, source

Edit: on the topic of tarot, the Economist had a cover featuring Trump on a Tartot Card around the same time.

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hes has been using…

Tucker Carlson’s Testicle Tanner PLUS!
Now with more radiation!

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There are worse pictures they could have used for that particular card. Donald staring longingly at Ivanka as she tries to run out of the frame? :face_vomiting:

Though if they wanted to use a photograph instead of a drawing, for an angering but at least not sickening card:

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I am so tempted to create some of my own Trump collector cards, albeit in less flattering terms:

Examples:
Front: Trump posed for his mug shot for each of the venues where he has indictments, highlight his tiny hands holding up his prisoner number.
Back: List of indictments/convictions for each of the (4?) cases.

I would have the DNC post them onto their fundraising site for $0/free for download, claiming that their Trump trading cards are a better deal. Printed cards available with any sized contribution.

Edit: spelling.

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He looks like he’s bracing himself just before the Capitol is shoved up his butt.(Editted to correct spelling error.)
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OMG. I would not have thought of that, but once I read your comment it seemed like it would be true. How clueless can they be? A super powered fascist with mommy issues who burns his mother stand-in to nothingness (sorry for the spoiler).

Delusion doesn’t even begin to describe this.

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Really really clueless.

As showrunner Eric Kripke said in a 2022 interview “The show is a lot of things, but subtle is not fucking one of them.”

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