Trump takes a moment from his presidential campaign to launch more collector cards

[beschizza]

Originally published at: Trump pitches collector cards in weird ad

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[Jonathan_Mayo]

Can I be the first to say:

Pretty fuckin’ weird.

[Jesse13927]

Glad to see that he put in the effort to learn how crypto works.

That’s right, it’s mostly just lightning in a bottle.

[Brainspore]

The “Supertrump” card reminds me of all those far-right weirdos who thought Homelander was the hero in The Boys and were furious to learn the show was actually mocking them all this time.

[FSogol]

“Here is me, your greatest President stomping on the graves of suckers and losers at Arlington Cemetery. Here I am cheating at golf. Here I am making a perfect phone call…”

[euansmith]

The issue with having a Super Trump, is that it can easily lead to a follow through.

[Steve_L]

“Here I am dressed in an orange prison jumpsuit … hey, wait a minute! Who put that card in the set??? Melania, why did you have the AI make that picture?!”

[anon36155390]

The grift goes on. The grift goes on. Trump keeps playing his assaults upon the lame. La de da de dee, la de da de da.

[dabeyc]

Now you can get bits of a suit he wore, relics for the cult.

i wouldn’t mind owning a bit of his shroud, but not if i have to pay

[MikeR]

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

[MikeR]

NFTs? Aren’t they last year’s grift?

I mean, are there any NFTs that still have a fraction of their original ‘value’?

[ClutchLinkey]

Oh, yeah! Has anyone done a “garbage patch kids” spin-off of these ridiculous T-cards?

[dabeyc]

someone is firing up the old photoshop machine right now

[ClutchLinkey]

Hope they have a 3d printer, too. I could also see the potential of a Mr.Potato Head spin-off, with a few options for the hair: bald, drowned muskrat, wind-blown toupee, merkin. And so on.

[Karyudo]

If you time traveled back to 2007 and showed the same “conservatives” who are presumably going to buy this shit similar cards featuring Obama, they’d tell you that’s enough to be disqualifying.

[Mister44]

Holy shit - they are still trying to sell those ugly ass sneakers too.

Hahhahahah. OMFG.

[anon94804983]

Damn, the grift goes on…

[ClutchLinkey]

So really, you’re saving money in the end. /s

[Malarkey]

So, Trump has a Tarot deck? My guess is it only tells bad fortunes.

[FGD135]