Trump the Chump (Part 1)

How he longs for the days He could praise Rasmussen for a 50% approval rating.

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The train’s on fire, gone off-the-rails, falling off the bridge, and onto an exploding bomb.

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At the exact geographical midpoint between South Bend and Tuscaloosa, a man named “Lou Saban” is sitting on a couch thinking “I’ve finally been called up!”

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I don’t know – do you think the canned laughter is gonna send him over the edge? Will he realize that it’s prerecorded?

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(It actually sends me over the edge. I can’t watch a show anymore that has it.)

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Good news! Trump’s press conferences are taped in front of a live audience!

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As HCR put it,

So to illustrate “chaos and violence,” the Trump campaign used an image of a corrupt Ukrainian oligarch’s specialized federal police wrestling a pro-democracy protester to the ground. And Donald Trump and that oligarch won power thanks to the same advisor. Honestly, it’s hard to see the use of the image as a mistake.

Sauce:

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Trump Says He’s Canceling G.O.P. Convention in Jacksonville: Live Updates https://nyti.ms/3eVWFMV

“The timing for the event is not right,” President Trump said during a briefing, citing the coronavirus.

sorry for the paywall NYT, but y’all know what to do, if interested.

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I wonder what drove it home to him?

  • A responsible reaction to the climbing national rate of infections and deaths?
  • Another near miss in the WH cafeteria?
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In a field somewhere near Belfast, UK:

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Nah, as the Tweet had it, that’s near Belfast, Ireland. If it was near Belfast, UK it would have been approving of the Orange Dump.

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