Trump the Chump (Part 1)

my father created a cocktail that is perfect for a hot summer evening.

he named it the turlington twister:
fill a tall glass with ice, splash 3-5 generous dashes of angostura bitters then wash that to the bottom with 2 oz. of a flavorful gin (tanqueray 10 works well for this), then place a long spoon into the glass and softly stir while filling the rest of the way with your favorite lemon/lime soda.

the combination of bitter and sweet coupled with the cleansing tang of juniper, mmmmmm . . .

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I only know how to make drinks with the ingredients in the name.

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There’s a reason why he doesn’t smile.

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Good lord that is horrifying!

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How is it the Terminator did a better job?

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:thinking: It appears that Putin isn’t very confident about a Trump victory?

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A Melania body double?

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I mean, she’s smiling and looking very relaxed. It’s throwing me a bit.

The problem with the Trump Administration is that they are constantly up to shenanigans that even the most benign optic makes you wonder.

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Dr Feelgoods’s Weekend Special, double dose.

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That’s not Melania.

They’re seriously using a look-alike.

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Hope Hicks?

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Maybe. But she’s definitely channelling the First Lady if she’s not actually pretending to be her.

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