Trump the Chump (Part 1)

Just got this email from idiot and the GOP. Also note, I have never donated a dime to him but I am a top supporter. I wonder how the makers of Solo cups feel about him using their trademark.


We have EXCITING NEWS.
Our BRAND-NEW Let’s Go Brandon Red Solo-Cups are here JUST IN TIME for spring break.
LGB Red Solo-Cup

Since you’re one of our TOP supporters, we wanted to make sure YOU had a chance to place your order before they SELL OUT. We are already running low on stock, so ACT QUICKLY.


And a few more, they come in several a day, I have reported them as spam but still they come.


Friend,

I’ve always been able to trust you. It was patriots like you who built this country, and it is patriots like you who are going to SAVE this country.

We are standing up against some of the most sinister forces, entrenched interests, and vicious opponents our people have ever seen. But no matter how big or powerful these Corrupt Radicals may be, you must never forget, this Nation does NOT belong to THEM—this nation belongs to YOU.
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I am holding a rally in a TOP SECRET location very soon, and I am inviting YOU to join me there. I’ve even told my team to set aside some time for us to meet and take a photo together.

Everything is in place, all you need to do is enter.


Friend,

Can you believe it?
FIRST, it was DirecTV.
NOW, it’s Time Warner.

I am disgusted that Time Warner, the owner of Fake News CNN, has just announced that they will be terminating a very popular and wonderful news network (OAN).

Between heavily indebted Time Warner, and Radical Left Comcast, which runs Xfinity, there is a virtual monopoly on news, thereby making what you hear from the Lamestream Media essentially FAKE.

Don’t you see it, Friend? The Left wants to SILENCE anyone and everyone who disagrees with the LIES they are pushing.

The Left NEVER stops coming after me, Friend. I’m fighting back (and I’ll WIN), but I’m calling on YOU to stand with me. It’s time to let them know that you are sick and tired of FAKE NEWS!

I need YOU to publicly stand with me against the Radical Left and Fake News media.

We must demand that OAN is allowed to stay on the air. It is far more prominent and more popular than anyone knows. More importantly, it represents the voice of a very large group of people, like YOU, ME, and the MILLIONS of Patriots who voted for our movement.

You’ve always been a loyal supporter, Friend. Are you still?

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24 million? I’m surprised he didn’t go more huge like, 24 billion.

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INAL but doesn’t that open up team Trump to discovery?

Also, didn’t a Republican-led inquiry find all kinds of unsavory connections between Trump and shady Russian figures?

“Racketeering” is usually a difficult charge to prosecute even in clear-cut cases, so I expect this lawsuit will go about as well for Trump as most of his court endeavors.

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Have fun with discovery in that one.

Judge: “So, you’re suing the defendant for saying your campaign collaborated with Russian agents, when your campaign manager lied to the FBI about collaborating with the Russian ambassador, and then you pardoned him for doing so? Well, I wish I could just throw you in jail, but for now you’re just in violation of SLAPP and you owe the defendant 3x lawyer’s fees.”

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  1. Defense calls plaintiff to testify

  2. Trump lies his ass off under oath

  3. Profit!

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Can’t wait for discovery. That’ll be loads of fun for Il Douche!

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Why isn’t Clarence Thomas on there? Technically, he’s a lawyer. He might as well be on Trump’s staff…

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He’s more of a team than a single player: Ginni and the Clerks.

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Is he still incommunicado in hospital?

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Out on Friday, after a week, but no further details.

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Not sure if this will work… there’s probably a way to extract just the image itself but I haven’t yet found it.

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Ah, well.

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FWIW:

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“This is the smallest crowd I’ve seen at a rally of his in Georgia since he won the 2016 election," one local politics reporter said.

spanish soraya GIF by Isola dei Famosi

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riker-startrek

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