Trump the Chump (Part 1)

15th percentile, apparently–on someone that’s in the 97th percentile for height. So he’s not only got tiny hands on an absolute scale, they’re also absolutely miniaturized on a relative proportion to his body.

There’s also an outline here for you can compare your hands against his–and, wow, his hands are tiny.

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This is why you don’t go out of your way to piss off The Washington Post, who, as the popular quote says, “buy ink by the barrel.”

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Probably not!

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My head hurts…

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Twitter suspends account of Melania Trump speechwriter Meredith McIver, who probably isn’t a real person

To this day, tabloid journalist and close Donald Trump confidant Piers Morgan is the only member of the media who claims to have ever had contact with her.

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Yeezus.

I’m so fucking done with this guy. Fuck Trump, the horse he rode in on, the person who bred the horse, that horse’s offspring, and the land on which they graze.

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Donald Trump is our Rob Ford. Here’s Trump playing beach volleyball.

https://vine.co/v/5qtvaEVjq3D

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http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/290875-trump-i-will-attend-three-debates-but-could-negotiate

I’m sure he will.

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So this just happened.

It’s a very short clip, but if you can’t or don’t care to watch it, he suggests that the 2nd Amendment is the way to stop Hillary Clinton from choosing Supreme Court judges.

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Just one more log on the bonfire of similarity between Trump and his kindred spirits:

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At what point does this become a totally unfair slur on Rob Ford?

Whatever happened to him, anyway?

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Isn’t he dead? Should somebody start a topic about it?

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You’re a little late.

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Every time I see that, I shudder. It’s eerie, and not in an entertaining way.

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Trump uses an Android when he tweets, his staff uses iPhones. All truth is revealed.

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A thread! Start a thread!!!

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For your daily Trump outrage (besides doubling down on the claim that Obama is literally the founder of ISIS), today the Donald suggested he’d hold trials of US citizens in Guantanamo.

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As reported in Mother Jones, Jason Steed nicely sums up his PhD dissertation in tweets: Why Trump “just joking” about the 2nd Amendment fixing the ‘problem’ of Hillary Clinton picking Supreme Court Justices needs to be taken seriously.

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