Reading, how does it work?
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Savage.
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Savage indeed, and from such a mainstream publication!
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Not just a mainstream publication, but one that is often about as opinionated as a wet napkin.
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Oh yeah, they snapped.
I wouldnât be surprised if reporting on what the president said about a senator is the first time theyâve ever printed the word âwhoreâ.
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This illustration does a good job in describing pretty much all Virginia wines. His is the worst. And his winery is a red neck tourist trap.
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Virginia wines seem rather pricy, so Iâve not tried them.
[Trump drinking water]
For a guy who thinks itâs very important we know that his hands arenât smallâŚ
[401k slogan]
Trevor Noah likens Trump to a standup comedian who is always workshopping his material. If the 401k line is getting a tepid response from his crowds, heâll stop doing it. Thatâs a key difference between how the writers at Bloomberg think and how Trump thinks. They ask if he knows that most voters donât have one. He doesnât know and he doesnât care. Itâs a bit like asking in response to âlock her upâ if he knows how the criminal justice system works.
He only knows how the crowd reacts. You can get a long way on that.
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I prefer to think of him more as a professional wrestler workshopping his gimmick.
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Basically. Wrestling performances are based on patent medicine salesmen.
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I was going to disagree because obviously pro-wrestlers are written for while stand-up comedians actually go out and do jokes that bomb to find out what works. But I guess the big name pro-wrestlers on the WWE worked their way up through smaller circuits and probably did the same kind of process, where they tried different catch phrases and moves, etc.
Obviously Trump behaves as a pro-wrestling heel.
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Okay, I guess I should be clear that in addition to behaving like a pro-wrestling heel, he has actually been a pro-wrestling heel on the WWE. Or was he a face? I think McMahon often played the bad guy, so maybe Trump was presented as a good guy. Actually, that article shows he was on it enough that he almost certainly played both sides.
ETA: I wouldnât be surprised if we see a second WWE hallf of famer as president in our lifetime. I hear the Rock is considering a senate run.
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12/15 and I was guessing.
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GOVERNOR OF MINNESOTA: 1999â2003
WWE HALL OF FAME: 2004
Heâs some kind of conspiracy nut, but I donât know which kind.
Instead of having a debate, they could give each candidate a stack of explosives and a snorkel and tell them to demolish an oil rig.
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Make America Tacky Again
