Yeah. And a really bad performance too ( except for his shrinking fan base, in whose eyes he can do no wrong). Rating: 2/10
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The Secret Service advised Trump not to hold outdoor rallies BEFORE the Butler shooting.
No no no, it’s all the fault of that (naturally incompetent) woman who runs the Secret Service. Off with her head!!
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Speaking of campaign funds, how about this.
VP Harris:
*“I promise that all of the political donations funds will go to my campaign for the White House. And not one penny will be spent on Donald Trump’s legal fees.
I invite my opponent to do the same.”
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Harris is already roasting the everlovin’ hell out of TFG, and I am here for it! 
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God had nothing whatsoever to do with this. That was all Satan, trying to keep Trump out of Hell for as long as possible.
Whether or not he can afford better care, would he actually pay for better care than that? Or would he do his usual “I’ll gladly pay you never for services today” routine?
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Seriously. If the FEC was functional, he’d have been fined into oblivion by now.
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He posted a photo of this letter. He probably pooped himself or made some sort of mess in his shorts when he saw he was addressed as Your Excellency.
H.E Mr. Donald Trump Former president of United States - Republican Party’s presumptive nominee in the 2024 presidential election.
Your Excellency,
It is with grave concern that I have received news and later on watched footage of your attempted assassination. Acts of violence must not have a place in a world of law and order. Respect for the other with tolerance and valuing of human life is what must prevail Despicable acts of attempted or successful assassinations are acts of weakness with failed understanding of peaceful measures to resolve conflicts. Differences must be resolved through communication with freedom of expression. Our thoughts are also with the families of those who lost their life and were injured.
Wishing you strength and safety
Ramallah: July 14, 2024
Respectfully Masud Abbas MAHMOUD SO NIL President of the State of Palestine TAMK
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Well, at least he used “Former president of the United States”…that’s gotta annoy the hell out of him. 
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Finally, a hat for Logan that isn’t the little alien toy from Toy Story
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Because he probably realised in that moment that it was worth money and that he could sell it for even more
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Or it has debris embedded in it that shows he wasn’t hit by a bullet…
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Ask and ye shall receive!
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Even Gab said they can’t confirm this but Marge is running with it anyhow.
The head of Gab is a horrible evil person.
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The fact that I do is merely disinformation
Fugging illiterate conman thug.
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(cue wheres my puke emoji)
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