We shall see. Can’t stop the signal.
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I’m sorry, sir. But this is a Faraday Planet.
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Oof that’s poignant.
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A case of body butter should fix that right up. 
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Maybe they should turn it into something designed to be vandalized or assaulted.
Like one of those sledgehammer amusement park things. Hit Trump’s face and see if you win a prize!
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Maybe just drill a hole in the center of the star to piss into.
Win a prize.
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With enough of these MT psy-ops ads, Trump’s noodle should explode in Cronenbergian glory.
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Put a public urinal over it.
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He needs to confront those fears directly.
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Prescribe him a nice long course of implosion therapy then?
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Believe a director or someone who has tens of thousands of lies documented
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For what it’s worth, there’s a new comment over on r/OutOfTheLoop that documents Trump’s diaper situation, with a lot of plausible receipts.
The jist is that Trump’s got chronic bowel issues from years of abusing cocaine and Adderall, and he’s worn diapers for decades, and has little control of his bowels. He apparently tends to lose control when he was angry. To make things worse, he can’t clean himself up when he has an accident due to his girdle not giving him much range of motion, so he has an assistant whose job it is to wipe his ass and change him.
And here’s James Carville explaining why it’s important to dwell on Trump’s scatological details. (Warning: video features huge close-up of James Carville’s face.)
My suggestion to him is to plead guilty to all charges and throw himself on the mercy of the court. His fortune will be gone, but if he played his cards right, he might get house arrest at one of his roach motels.
Anyone see Godzilla Minus 1? I am convinced the same plan would work on Trumpy! Spoiler Alert: Wrap him in canisters of Freon, explode them causing him to sink to the bottom of the ocean. Then release CO2 to drive him quickly back to the surface. Compression and decompression will do the rest.
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We need that puke emoji!
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