Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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Damn! That is a truly horrifying video nightmare! Where is that eye bleach?

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Nero’s got a fancy high-tech fiddle.

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electric-fiddle

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Maybe it’s the quality of the video, but it sure as hell looks like he’s had a stroke. The right side of his mouth is pinched and the left side is slack.

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He does look bad, as well as unsteady on his feet. FWIW, he left out “under God,” she left out the whole damned thing. Of course, she may have been watching to see if he fell down. So she could, you know, get out of the way.

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That video looks like there was a cut immediately after ‘under god’. Still looks like he did not mouth those words, but there’s something up there.

Also, at the start, she almost looks like she’s about to nudge him to prompt him to get his hand up over his heart, and then realises it would look too obvious, as she’s too far away from him for it to be ‘subtle’.

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(Don’t tell anyone, but the new one is PEOPLEARESAYING45 )

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No stroke. He just ate an unripe child. Indigestion.

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:notes: Trump and Kim, sittin’ in a tree
Kay-aye-el-el-aye-en-gee! :notes:

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It’s such a bizarre ritual

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Trump’s campaign has to scavenge 4-year-old photos.

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Maybe the award that was actually given was “Best Cuban Sandwich in Palm Beach” at Mar a Lago? And you know Donnie didn’t make it.

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Bless his little heart.

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Two sizes two small or three?

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