Trump the Chump


#1850

Aide: President MAGA, a man in Guatemala is walking north!
President MAGA:

SHUT

DOWN

EVERYTHING!!1!


#1851

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#1852



(“Government authorized” means that he authorized it.)


#1853


 


#1854

https://www.thestar.com/opinion/editorial_cartoon/2018/10/29/theo-moudakis-trick-or-treat.html

Mou always has the best Halloween jabs at Trump.


#1855




#1856

varys-what-you-say


#1857

Donald Trump has a Doppelgänger, and she’s a Spanish potato farmer named Dolores Leis Antelo. She’s also known as “Señora Trump.”

cpw9dVg_d


#1858

What a coincidence! Trump can count to potato.


#1859

Donald Trump’s trip to France earned worse reviews than Battlefield Earth .

Ouch.


#1860

Trump Just Blurted Out, Unprompted, That He Installed His Pet Attorney General Over the Russia Probe


#1861

Did I just hear the sound of another Obstruction of Justice charge getting added to Mueller’s to-do list?


#1862

Thank you Daily Caller and Tucker Carlson, I guess.


#1863

And from the DC comments:
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#1864

Reading the headline I thought they had a better scoop than that. Trump just free-associated on the department of justice for a few lines. He didn’t say anything like, “Whittaker will take care of it for me”.


#1865

From the Daily Caller interview, Trump reflects on finding meaning in the face of our inevitable mortality.

“…you know, cable television was supposed to be a dying medium. And because of me it’s now hotter than it’s ever been. But someday I won’t be here and it will die like you’ve never seen. And so will The New York Times — will die — and every one of them will just be dead.”


#1866

To borrow from a song of my youth:

Without me there’s nothing
I’m the only thing that dies


#1867

L’état, c’est moi.


#1868

L’univers, c’est moi.


#1869