Trump the Chump (Part 1)

Amazing. There really is at least one Twitter quote for every occasion.
In another context it would be beautiful.

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Probably not too far off.

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/s

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The headline gets cut off below ā€¦ the last word is ā€œquietly.ā€

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Too many words. His core base wonā€™t get the message.

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And heā€™s since tweeted a different lie about it, saying that he did that on purpose to save time and words.

Telling two different lies about the same incident is special even for Trump.

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https://twitter.com/zei_nabq/status/1104820544455823360?s=21

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Is this not out-and-out blasphemy? I mean seriously? Gross.

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One of the admins on WhyWeProtest reported this:

Iā€™m signed up to get emails from Trump. The most recent one was one question. Do you approve or disapprove of Trumps performance the last month. My ā€œnoā€ was automatically changed to yes.

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Maybe because making stuff up is all he is capable of? He certainly shows no sign of any capacity for using actual facts, nor anything else that he doesnā€™t hear from his TV buddies on Fox. And, as usual, his applause lines to the crowd bear little to no resemblance to his administrations actual positions. But this is not news or anything.

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What a lying sack of shit.

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Theyā€™re big lakes. Great ones, really. And deep, so deep! The deepest lakes of all, Iā€™m told.

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we shall overcomb

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Actually not sure why he keeps pushing this particular lie. No clue at all.

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Youā€™re talking about someone who doesnā€™t read but kept a copy of Mein Kamfph on his bedside table.

He wants to be German because all his idols come from there and it means heā€™s ā€œpureā€. Unlike all the people running around New York with those funny names and dark skin.Ā¹

Ā¹ Just to be obvious, those are his beliefs, not remotely even mine.

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Something, something white heritage, aryan nationā€¦

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It makes sense, but honestly my guess would be that one time he said his dad was from Germany and someone pointed out that wasnā€™t true and heā€™s never going to admit he made a mistake. Just ask CJ (who also goes by DJ).

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