Trump to launch new 'American Idea' budget hotel chain with 'patriotic' theme

First thing that came to mind. Alternative ideas welcome.

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The water in this drinking fountain tastes just like it does back home!

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In fairness, that’s near where the staff putting in the Americana usually hang the nostalgic “Whites Only” sign.

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I want someone who will Make Magic Fingers Great Again

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His supporters.

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In this case, the Magic Fingers reach into your wallet.

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So Trump’s company, which failed at running luxury hotels, casinos, airlines, business schools and overpriced second-rate frozen steaks is going to enter a new business venture in mid-price hotels? Doesn’t Mr. Chawla know the first rule of business?

Don’t enter a business partnership with Donald Trump.

Seriously. You don’t even have to look at his presidency. The man has fucked over nearly every single business partner, contractor, supplier and client he’s ever done business with. Does anyone somehow think that being the president has somehow made Donald Trump more responsible or something?

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Little-known towns in Mississippi makes sense. You’ve got to provide people with someplace to stay when visiting relatives after the massive crackdown on dissenters comes.

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These budget hotels will be very safe on account of the high wall surrounding them (which the neighbours paid for).

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I think that’s the Ferengi Rule of Aquisition No. 313.

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Come on in folks! We’ve got truck stop hookers, firing ranges, cross burnings on Saturday nights, free noose ropes for the kids and if you’re in by 9:00pm you get a used bible signed by the one and only Trailer Park Jesus!

Don’t mind the bloodstains. We just skinned breakfast!

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Were they made in America?

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So basicall this will be a Motel 6 with a lot of patriotic crap thrown in.

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Bring your own bug spray. This will be crab heaven.

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A very interesting map to study. However, I couldn’t help but notice that a prison population map says “Jail inmates, individuals on parole or probation not included.” Jail inmates not included?! :slight_smile:

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See also:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/window%20dressing

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(Off Topic) Somehow, I haven’t seen you before… Love the handle!

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He has finally decided that being president is too tough so this is going to be his pet project, his legacy to fall back on if/when he is impeached. Maybe that can be the drink the bar serves along with the backdrop being copies of the portrait he used charitable foundation funds to purchase.https://www.trumpedupdrinks.com/wishful-drink-impeachment/

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If you’re in the drunk tank for the night or we’re holding you during an investigation we don’t count you, if you’re sentenced and in prison we do.

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What? ⊥rump can’t even do a deal with those Gideon people?

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