Okay. Maybe I’m not digging deep enough. I need something that isn’t dismissed as “Fake News”
No, you need saner friends. If somebody supports Trump, even after all the shit Trump has pulled, they’re too far gone. Put them on Ark-2 and crash them into a different planet.
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That’s despicable!
Think about the poor indigenous population, going about their lives trying to figure out the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything, who you’re inflicting the Trump supporters on!
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Thoughtcriminals are doubleplusungood. Crimethinkers will be vaporized. Big brother is watching you pee, but don’t worry, it’s just his little sexcrime, not anything for you to be worried about.
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Well then you’re out of luck if Newsweek is going to be dismissed easily. Maybe have them call the RNC or something. Because it’s certainly happening and certainly just as legal as it was before.
Hey, look! This is 7000 jobs that tRump could claim credit for! If they were filled, that is. Oh, and if these positions aren’t just replacing people who held them before. All righty then.
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I was going to suggest launching them into a sun instead but it’s crazy expensive. “…it would take more than 168 million Ariane V rockets to launch an entire year’s worth of (white) trash into space, at a cost of $33,696,200,000,000,000 ($33 quadrillion)”
Perhaps a KickStarter campaign to get things going…
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An honest mistake. We were aiming for a flaming death in the insignificant yellow star, but the ark crashed on the third planet orbiting around it. Almost as if some computer program required it to happen.
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I’m not sure that the infrastructure at Kickstarter is able to handle all those zeros on the right of your Very Large Number. Perhaps you’d be better starting on the ground floor with a Kickstarter campaign to build a bigger and better Kickstarter. Then you’d be ready to get things rolling. I’d certainly buy in at the keychain/certificate level if I had a million or two to spare to cover my share.
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The funniest thing is, it’s trivial to reinstall an app. The good ones will save their configuration on some cloud server, which means you can reinstall them over and over without losing anything.
Your boss says uninstall? You uninstall, leave the room, reinstall. Or if you fear spot-checks, you reinstall only when you need to send a message, then uninstall right after.
This administration is giving new meanings to the word “incompetent”.
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As I recall, in the story The Marching Morons the “rockets” that took the morons to Venus didn’t actually need to take off, if you see what I mean.
Also, the architect of this definitively final solution was also earmarked for destruction because the intelligent people realised he was too dangerous to keep around.
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Are you suggesting a B-ark is better than Trump’s bite?
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Jessica Ditto?!?!?!? Jessica Ditto. In communications. 
And I thought Malarkey was a tough name to have!
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I know, right?
Poor things, it’s all so exciting they just can’t help themselves!
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I don’t know if I’d watch that or not, just depends…
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Yellow star? I heard it was a sheriff’s badge.
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It’s hard enough to be President without having a bunch of Spies and Enemies skulking among your assistants and staff. Everywhere you turn, Traitors and Cutthroats! Bolsheviks in the washroom! There! In the cupboard! There! Under the bed! There! Beside the lectern! One must be eternally vigilant. Sleep armed! Be ready on the run! Trust no one! And now we return to the People’s Business.
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And Trump is definitely not the answer to their question. Bill Clinton is.
[ i.e. 42, not 45 ]
[[ I’ll show myself out. ]]
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White House staffers, may I suggest:
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Well, he did make sure those positions were all vacated by the time he took the oath, which didn’t make much sense - unless he was planning to claim something along the lines of that he created 7000 jobs that didn’t exist when he took office…
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