Trump writes that "Aircraft One" may do a "low & loud sprint" over his military parade

I don’t think there were. And I would have thought Trump wasn’t even into balloons that much after the Baby Trump balloon thing.

This is getting muddled. The “Air Force” in “Air Force One” is about who’s flying the plane and what force it’s under. A helicopter is Air Force One if it’s an Air Force helicopter flown by an Air Force pilot. A plane could be Marine One if it’s a pilot and plane from the Marine Corps. Any type of aircraft, any force, same naming convention. You were right that no aircraft is called any of these things without a president aboard.

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We could talk about other turds…

The finale just seems so apt for today’s celebration, tho.

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So what’s the verdict? Did Trump manage to keep his speech bipartisan, or did it turn into a campaign rally?

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From what I’ve read on the various news sites, apparently he stayed on script and it was pretty unremarkable.

I’m just waiting for the MSM accolades about how he acted “presidential” because we now live in a time where the bar is so low that as long as he can make it though a prepared speech without, I dunno, shitting all over himself or something it’s considered a grand accomplishment.

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He was reading like a proud ten year old again, so I could only take a minute or so.

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or even battlestar galactica

colonial one, but certainly not spaceship one

[edit] laura roslin, where are you when we need you?

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something about how america has never been as great as it is today (ie. as great as he has made it.) to which there were rallying cries of “usa, usa, usa” and “trump, trump, trump.”

so pretty much what would be political if a previous president had the same speech, while he was the model of restraint.

how quickly we get used to the new normal

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Judging by the low standards we’ve come to expect from this president maybe, but any other president never would be able to live down this gaffe:

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Indeed - like I said before, simply making it through a prepared speech is now treated like some sort of newsworthy accomplishment. That’s how low the bar is now.

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Trump’s idea of himself, coming to our emotional rescue (sorry Mick).


by Jason Heuser

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A low & loud sprint.
Much like Trump’s political career.

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It was a triumph of low expectations.

Donald Trump’s “Salute to America” speech could have easily devolved into chants of “Lock her up!”—but instead he proved that he could, in fact, read a Teleprompter. And read he did. It was a speech that had all the excitement of an excerpt from one of Bill O’Reilly’s YA history books. It was middle-school story time from hell.

The most honest reporting I’ve seen this far on this waste of money.

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Aircraft One is part of Trump’s unannounced plan to privatize the Air Force. Somebody gotta pay for the wall.

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Oi Polloi!

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He is the wind beneath my cheeks.

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He doesn’t deserve your eloquence or your descriptor of “gentleman.”

I see him stuck in a hell of orthodontic torture by palette expander.

You mean he’s breaking wind beneath your cheeks? Cause that’s what he’s doing to mine.

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“Gentleman” on Boing Boing is normally used as short hand for, “drooling, slack-jawed, pin-headed, pea-brained, nincompoop.”; or “Trump”.

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