Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/11/02/trumpoid-terrified-that-president-biden-will-destroy-phallic-monument.html
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Note the “D.C. Autonomous Zone” tag at the top left.
Because Joe Biden will simultaneously
- Rule the nation as a tyrant, and
- Abdicate all Federal authority to govern
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The best part of this stupid Twitter post is this chart, which someone quoted into my timeline in response:
If Joe Biden wins, universal healthcare will eat traditional masculinity.
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Wow - the uncannily specific prediction from here is that ‘Bisexuals will terrorise Our savior Donald J. Trump’!
And if that’s not an encouragement for everyone to go vote Blue, what is?
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Left-wing fascists will loot stay-at-home moms!
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Anarchists overturn designer dogs
what does that even mean? I hope we find out.
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Ooh! Mine would be rad and I’d be thrilled to see it: “The transgenders burn down Fox News.” Please let this be a real prediction, please let this be a real prediction…
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Homosexuals End Christopher Columbus. Now there’s an unfortunate combination. What is a left-wing fascist, BTW? Are they forever frozen in indecision?
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Commies tickle our savior Donald J. Trump.
Okay, what sick bastard thought this up?
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Left wing fascists will overturn my 401k!
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No more labradachshunds!
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Windmill cancer devours the children.
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Black Lives Matter will eradicate your guns; I’m ok with that.
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Witches abolish Chic-fil-a !! Yes, works for me.
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Hey, I got anarchists will desecrate Fox News. Not bad!
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Hmm…windmill cancer forces sex change on Thomas Jefferson? I’m not sure about the biomedical mechanism at play here but it sounds like a pretty focused outcome, so no skin off my nose!
Also, a few slight changes to the list and this would be an awesome Chuck Tingle title generator.
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I can’t imagine Ben & Jerry’s banning the McRib. Not in their niche. (“Seed” requirements for the former were intentionally chosen; mine would be Socialism abolish the coal industry. I LOVE IT!)
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It means that they’ll flip them doggos over for mandatory belly rubs!
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Netflix will Tickle Baby Yoda? Not if Disney has anything to do with it!
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