Trumpoid terrified that President Biden will destroy phallic monument

WAP will eradicate the coal industry

OK, I can believe that.

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Anarchists devour our savior Donald J Trump.

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Then immediately vomit.

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If Joe Biden wins, Black Lives Matter will terrorize our savior Donald J Trump, lol.

Biden doesn’t have to win for that to already have been happening for years.

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Commies will touch Thomas Jefferson.

Giggity.

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Mine has anarchists killing Fox News.
Transgender anarchists I suppose.

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I knew you slip up one of these days MikeR - or should I say MikeS!!!

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I got “Commies will abort Baby Yoda!”

No season 3 of The Mandalorian then.

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BTW brilliant thread jacking @alahmnat

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That chart can generate some really wacko combinations, but I could see ANY of them being pushed by the right wingnuts.

Somebody stop the planet, I want to get off!

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Alahmnat_050

My pleasure :slight_smile:

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Antifas eradicate my religion.

Perfect! Pretty sure I’ve even heard that one around here (Bible Belt, deep red state).

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That sounds straight our of Scarfolk

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Since no one has said it, that doesn’t come close to just bad shooping. I monument made out of stone blocks somehow became made of play-doh?

also

If joe biden wins illegal aliens will burn down Traditional masculinity. It’ll happen. It will

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Ahahaha, “Antifas will touch your guns”. Just touch, nothing else.

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It’s a part of the Republican messaging on Biden - he’s a senile old man who is also secretly running everything with maniacal brilliance. It’s all part of what Umberto Eco identified as one of the characteristics of fascism:
“By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”

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Organic produce will cancel NASCAR.

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Trader Joe’s will buy up dirt tracks?

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And then seek medical treatment, one would hope?

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The ship’s dog’s name was Rover
We turned the poor thing over
And ground and ground that faithful hound
From Tenerief to Dover.

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