Really, one of these days we should retrofit the Monument such that it slides up and out of the ground proportionate to America’s international confidence level.
12 Likes
We are going to need barrels of lube.
13 Likes
Everyone’s all “drain the swamp!” but I say “we could use this as lube.”
5 Likes
Taco Trucks Will Sexualize The American Dream.
Oh… BABY
29 Likes
Well you know, I do have a blow torch in my garage that I haven’t used in a while …
15 Likes
I am as not-trans as they come. I will gladly provide Greek Fire, pitch, firewood, thermit, acetylene torches, a thermic lance, whatever they want.
8 Likes
Wait, you have the recipe for Greek fire? Why you been holding out on everyone?
Also, the Clintons are going to end babies, which is a good thing to do until the climate crisis starts getting dealt with.
5 Likes
Anarchists loot Christopher Columbus.
Probably the most boring combination possible. It may have already happened,
5 Likes
Oh shit! The Transgenders are going to destroy Chick-fil-a!!!
(I’m actually ok with this) Go Joe!
8 Likes
I got Illegal aliens will destroy Chick-fil-a.
My God! They’re going to make them open on Sundays.
Who writes for #Trump War Room?
7 Likes
How have I heard this particular slogan for Biden for the first time today, on the day of the election (in my time zone at least)? It makes so much sense.
6 Likes
I’m just hoping that results day won’t be a case of “Say it ain’t so, Joe”.
“Transgenders Erase Our Saviour, Donald Trump”
That’s going to require one helluva big pot of Tippex.
8 Likes
Anarchists Cancel Our Savior, Donald J. Trump.
Frankly, I’m completely okay with that. Go Joe!
7 Likes
Would that be a retrospective anamatronic abortion. 
The Child seems to be quite post-fetal in-universe.
3 Likes
The F1 and SBK circuit in Mugello is in the middle of organic produce farms.
Current F1 cars are hybrid vehicles. I think that an interesting championship they should do is make a Formula 1 lookalike, but with electric engine and mandatory battery hot-swap
6 Likes
Isn’t that just Formula E? Though I guess they don’t swap batteries
3 Likes
I was there just over a year ago for a wedding, nice part of Tuscany, si mangia molto bene.
2 Likes
Le gasp!
If Joe Bide wins, Bisexuals will marry my freedoms!!!1!
12 Likes
13 Likes
When I was 9 or so I remember hearing that the Washington Monument was gradually sinking into the swamp. I don’t remember hearing anything else about it (what to do etc.) but about 20 years later, Viagra went on the market. Maybe one took care of the other.
10 Likes
