Hopefully he’ll get voted out of the Big Brother White House.
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Certainly a douchebag if they don’t wash after, but consider:
- Junk got washed that morning, wrapped up in clean undergarments, stayed there.
- Hands have been out and about, touching everything that other people have touched, sneezed on, whatever: bus/subway handholds, door handles, buttons, escalators, etc…
Purell before, wash after?
Of course, it’s best not to worry too much about germs. They’re our last line of defense against aliens!
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I frequently wash my hands before using the loo.
Because nothing about rubbing spoiled beer, mold, assorted back room and under bar slime, ink and cardboard residue, and glass shards on your junk screams “hygene”.
If your hands aren’t clean it’s generally not a good idea to go about putting them in sensitive places.
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As an aside, the best pejorative out there
Vermithrax Pejorative
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The Lunge is my go-to.
The blower option appears to be recipe for electocution
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Which was actually played as a straight plot point in “The Naked Gun”.
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