Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/01/31/trumps-border-plan-alligators-spikes-on-fences-and-bombing-mexico.html
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Also Trump
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But but… we’re assured that Mexico will pay for their being bombed, yes?
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Bad news. Not only will Mexico not pay for their own bombing, they won’t even fund the alligators.
Our online fundraiser did, however, collect enough money to buy a gecko with a really nasty temper, so there’s that at least.
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Enter the Bear Grylls coyote. Many parts of the alligator are edible.
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Really need that vomit emoji.
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Given that the economy is based on having an endless supply of cheap labour, I’ve always thought the plan was to raise empty “concerns” about the border, but do nothing to keep the exploitable labour coming.
Trump and Co’s actual violent attempts to stop crossing are both cruel and show they have fallen for the propaganda.
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Again with the moat nonsense.
Hey dumbass: we HAVE a moat. It’s called the Rio Grande.
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But imagine you had to cross two rivers. After all the work crossing one, you’d probably just turn back once you discovered there was a second!
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Christ, nobody tell him that landmines exist. 
“Promises made, promises kept!” /s
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That’s the thing… it’s not really a ban on undocumented workers that they want here… they want to ban entirely LEGAL migration from places they don’t like. They WANT a permanent underclass that they can exploit. So, more people in jail, and more people coming here without papers, and a ban on refugees and a ban on migrants except for the most elite migrants from Europe or from a wealthy background.
True, except they don’t want people to come here legally who are working class or non-white…
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maga hates the bushes doesn’t it?
Really?
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alligator barbeque? surely not alligator tacos!
(although these racist anti-immigrant asshats loooove tacos, just not tacos made by messkins)
i’ve had both barbequed and tacos de caimán. meh.
