Originally published at: Trump's crypto business partners are shady - Boing Boing
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“Your winnings, sir”.
The MAGAts will lap up this swill just like everything else the orange carnival barker hawks.
Trump business partners are shady? Day ending in y already?
Trump’s crypto business partners’ crypto business partner is also shady.
It’s crypto business partners all the way down.
Also - people involved with cryptocurrencies are shady?
In other news, today scientists confirmed that water is indeed wet.
They’re into cannibal Bar-B-Q?
I think it means they can… run faster?
Which, come to think of it, is a good skill to have in the grifting business.
I hope some interviewer asks Trump how crypto works. And when he either can’t explain it, or is incredibly factually wrong, gets asked why he’s telling people to invest in something he doesn’t understand.
I like the way you’re thinking.
Trump’s crypto business partners are shady
See my surprised face.
Trump himself mentions crypto enough in random speeches that it’s pretty clear he has no idea what it is or how it works.
To paraphrase Q-Tip:
“Investor rule number four thousand and eighty, crypto industry people are shady”
Hence the large amount of shade.
It’s pretty clear from both random speeches and past performance that Trump has no idea what the US presidency is or how it works, but apparently that doesn’t prevent roughly half the electorate from asserting that he should be president again.
Anything to do with Trump’s stance on cryptocurrencies is positively insignificant by comparison.
At least we know Slim Shady isn’t one of his business partners.