He looks like a kid who got caught doing something wrong.
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His aides might have built a stage for him, recreating the dimensions, angle, lighting, for him to practice with.
I see he went for the “low toner” look.
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Yeah, that might be the official mugshot… but this
is what his worshipers see.
215 pounds?
Bullshit. 20 stone would be closer to the mark.
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In his case it’s a distinction without a difference
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They’re probably in different rooms or booths that just happen to have different size logos.
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He’s never lifted anything heavier than a sand wedge.
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To be fair, he was thinking about the mosquito at the time.
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Someone looks like their heart is about to grow 3 sizes. Pending confirmation of a heart.
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Trump is apparently obsessed with how he gets photographed, and is always thinking about it - while he’s being photographed, in advance of being photographed, looking at the photograph after it was taken… and this is the best that he can come up with.
@mr_raccoon
Trump reportedly thinks this makes him look like Winston Churchill, but it’s definitely more “Zoolander.”
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Thats a pretty broad statement
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Don’t forget he’s shed quite a few lawyers lately. Not many left in his pocket.
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If Mitch McConnell is a personality-free bag of farts, maybe Donald Trump is the 3-years expired, super-sized, spicy version of a bag of farts going for half off at the end of the shelf? 
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Yeah, the Prison-Industrial Complex is missing out on a revenue stream there. They could 3d scan inmates and then sell the rights to Hollywood as AI Background Character Assets.
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Maybe he was going to the full Jack Smith Vengeful Old Testament God Glower and failed miserably?
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Asking for a friend (the friend is me): Is there a taco trump thread to follow the saga in an semi-organized way the same we have with the invasion of ukraine or space karen’s shenanigans?
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