Trump's Handshake, Analyzed


Caption time!

“Qu’est-ce minuscule mains!”


The gentle phrase, "bring it on in, bring it on in’ makes it especially horrible.



I think that’s what Putin did when they first met…


If I ever have to shake his hand I’ll lube up a little first.

And jeez, looked like Christie was gettin down with it.


I’m just waiting for Trumpy to try it on someone with aikido or judo training.

Trump vs Judo: Round 1- The Handshake

It’s going to be funny when he pulls queenie over.


Needs some Force Lightning and a maniacal laugh.


She’s more cyborg than human these days. He’ll try to pull her off balance but then the servo stabilisers in replacement hip #42 and the auto lock in artificial knee #17 will kick in, and Trump will end up on his arse.


That would improve national support for the royal family dramatically. There would be applause.


Touching the Queen at all is a major breach of protocol, sufficient to create a histrionic scandal in the UK press whenever it happens.

I doubt that they’d be wiling to take the risk of allowing Trump into contact range.


And both sides’ security have concealed guns.
Odds on him going in for the handgrab anyway?






So the last part is kind of a Harpo Marx thing?

(I’m pretty sure that’s not the actual Marxes, but I haven’t found a screenshot from their movies yet. The Internet has failed me today.)


No, today, you have failed the internet.


Ouch! But I’m at work so I can’t screen grab from my DVD and post it until I get home. (If I remember it then.)


Like Darth Vader?

I wonder if she ever force choked Maggie or Tony? I know I would have been tempted to do it, if I had force powers.



Quite true.

– I did nearly just go with “Odds on him going in for the grab anyway?”, leaving the target ambiguous.
But then I remembered the national shortage of brain bleach. :wink: