Trump's Handshake, Analyzed


#27

Caption time!

“Qu’est-ce minuscule mains!”


#28

The gentle phrase, "bring it on in, bring it on in’ makes it especially horrible.


#29

#30

I think that’s what Putin did when they first met…


#31

If I ever have to shake his hand I’ll lube up a little first.

And jeez, looked like Christie was gettin down with it.


#32

I’m just waiting for Trumpy to try it on someone with aikido or judo training.


Trump vs Judo: Round 1- The Handshake
#33

It’s going to be funny when he pulls queenie over.


#34

Needs some Force Lightning and a maniacal laugh.


#35

She’s more cyborg than human these days. He’ll try to pull her off balance but then the servo stabilisers in replacement hip #42 and the auto lock in artificial knee #17 will kick in, and Trump will end up on his arse.


#36

That would improve national support for the royal family dramatically. There would be applause.


#37

Touching the Queen at all is a major breach of protocol, sufficient to create a histrionic scandal in the UK press whenever it happens.

I doubt that they’d be wiling to take the risk of allowing Trump into contact range.


#38

And both sides’ security have concealed guns.
Odds on him going in for the handgrab anyway?
:confused:


#39

Hand?

Optimist.


#40

#41

So the last part is kind of a Harpo Marx thing?

(I’m pretty sure that’s not the actual Marxes, but I haven’t found a screenshot from their movies yet. The Internet has failed me today.)


#42

No, today, you have failed the internet.


#43

Ouch! But I’m at work so I can’t screen grab from my DVD and post it until I get home. (If I remember it then.)


#44

Like Darth Vader?

I wonder if she ever force choked Maggie or Tony? I know I would have been tempted to do it, if I had force powers.


#45

#46

Quite true.

– I did nearly just go with “Odds on him going in for the grab anyway?”, leaving the target ambiguous.
But then I remembered the national shortage of brain bleach. :wink: