And the ladies love him! 
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Posted in the resistance thread, but makes me giggle every time, so repost it is…
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There is one, only one way to shake hands. Please bear with me.
- Clasp your hand with your friend
- Slyly slip your middle finger into the handshake
- Lastly, and this must be quick, execute a maneuver so the other person is holding up your leg.
Add jack Benny music, and that’s a wrap.
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Trudeau could likely take Putin in bare-chested boxing, but he’s smart enough not to go for the win against Trump.
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I’d like to see someone try a handshake induction with Trump. On the other hand, could anyone tell the difference between normal Trump and trance Trump?
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The gentle phrase, "bring it on in, bring it on in’ makes it especially horrible.
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I think that’s what Putin did when they first met…
If I ever have to shake his hand I’ll lube up a little first.
And jeez, looked like Christie was gettin down with it.
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I’m just waiting for Trumpy to try it on someone with aikido or judo training.
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It’s going to be funny when he pulls queenie over.
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Needs some Force Lightning and a maniacal laugh.
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She’s more cyborg than human these days. He’ll try to pull her off balance but then the servo stabilisers in replacement hip #42 and the auto lock in artificial knee #17 will kick in, and Trump will end up on his arse.
That would improve national support for the royal family dramatically. There would be applause.
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Touching the Queen at all is a major breach of protocol, sufficient to create a histrionic scandal in the UK press whenever it happens.
I doubt that they’d be wiling to take the risk of allowing Trump into contact range.
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And both sides’ security have concealed guns.
Odds on him going in for the handgrab anyway?
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Hand?
Optimist.
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