Trump's Handshake, Analyzed


#21

And the ladies love him! :wink:


#22

Boys do too…


#23


Posted in the resistance thread, but makes me giggle every time, so repost it is…


#24

There is one, only one way to shake hands. Please bear with me.

  • Clasp your hand with your friend
  • Slyly slip your middle finger into the handshake
  • Lastly, and this must be quick, execute a maneuver so the other person is holding up your leg.

Add jack Benny music, and that’s a wrap.


#25

Trudeau could likely take Putin in bare-chested boxing, but he’s smart enough not to go for the win against Trump.


#26

I’d like to see someone try a handshake induction with Trump. On the other hand, could anyone tell the difference between normal Trump and trance Trump?


#27

Caption time!

“Qu’est-ce minuscule mains!”


#28

The gentle phrase, "bring it on in, bring it on in’ makes it especially horrible.


#29

#30

I think that’s what Putin did when they first met…


#31

If I ever have to shake his hand I’ll lube up a little first.

And jeez, looked like Christie was gettin down with it.


#32

I’m just waiting for Trumpy to try it on someone with aikido or judo training.


Trump vs Judo: Round 1- The Handshake
#33

It’s going to be funny when he pulls queenie over.


#34

Needs some Force Lightning and a maniacal laugh.


#35

She’s more cyborg than human these days. He’ll try to pull her off balance but then the servo stabilisers in replacement hip #42 and the auto lock in artificial knee #17 will kick in, and Trump will end up on his arse.


#36

That would improve national support for the royal family dramatically. There would be applause.


#37

Touching the Queen at all is a major breach of protocol, sufficient to create a histrionic scandal in the UK press whenever it happens.

I doubt that they’d be wiling to take the risk of allowing Trump into contact range.


#38

And both sides’ security have concealed guns.
Odds on him going in for the handgrab anyway?
:confused:


#39

Hand?

Optimist.


#40